Searching for POWs

So at work today I was told I was on a "special project." That project was to look for POWs (Prisoners of War). At first thought, this project intrigued me, because in movies POWs are in the jungle or some random deserted building, and they are generally found by helicopter searches. So of course I'm like "Hells Yeah! I'm searching for POWs sucka!" Helicopter rides and everything. I'm searching for POWs in the jungles of Nam like Rambo! Well I found out that searching for POWs at the VA aint that cool. I inherited 4 boxes full of claims that I had to sift through for "POW status." And guess what?! I found no POWs. In fact, most of these guys were realeased in the mid 90's which was during peacetime! WTF!!! The next time this happens, I'm snipin' from a treetop.