Monday, October 12, 2009

Hard Gay: Sonicsgate

Sonicsgate SD Full Version from sonicsgate on Vimeo.



A documentary about how Seattle lost their Sonics. A warning to Memphis/NOLA/Sac-town/Indiana and etc. this could be you too.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Hard Gay: $14,508.67 Dinner

Rookie Larry English from the SD Bolts bill for his Rookie Dinner...



F-word...

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Black Eyed Peas - BEP Empire (2000)


How ironic...

Sold out or not?

Beijing loves IKEA -- but not for shopping

Link: Beijing loves IKEA -- but not for shopping

IKEA in China

Reporting from Beijing - With no plans one Saturday, Zhang Xin told his wife, son and mother to wear something smart and hop into the family sedan. He could have taken them to the Forbidden City or the Great Wall, but he decided on another popular destination -- IKEA.

Riding an escalator past a man lying on a display bed with a book opened on his belly, the clan sauntered into the crush of visitors squeezing onto the showroom path, bumping elbows and nicking ankles with their yellow shopping trolleys.

Zhang said the family needed a respite from the smog and a reliable lunch...
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Read the rest at LA Times link above.

Another Shooting

Link: http://www.rainiervalleypost.com/

Video: http://www.king5.com/video/index.html?nvid=392855

It only makes big media cuz white ppl live by there.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

UPDATE: Peepin' Tim: Fuckin' around with 2 Craiglist scammer


So I'm selling my PS3 on Craigslist and so far the only response I got was a guy who wanted me to ship it to Nigeria and a woman who wanted me to ship it somewhere else also. Here's the emails so far, I will update as it continues.




Him:


"Did you still have this item for sale..?
How much are you selling it last..?
Thank you.
Mr Derick."

Me:

"Yes it is still for sale, I'm asking for 400 is that okay?"

Him:

"Thanks for your respond, I'm okay with the price as well ... I wanted to buy the phone for my client that went for project. So can you find out the shipping cost through DHL . to this address :

Name:Oyelami Oyeniyi
Address:11 rufai street coca-cola Area
City:Ibadan
State:Oyo state
Country: Nigeria
Zip code: 23402

And kindly respond back with the total amount with the shipment.

Best Regard,
Mr Derick."

Me:

"You want a phone?"

Him:
"sorry i mean your PS3 80GB games"

Me:

"Do you just want the games?"

Him:

"No......I want your Sony PS3 80GB w/ games, 2 controllers, and Blu Rays . So can you help me to find the shipping cost through the DHL .....
Hope to hear from you soonest.
Derick."

Me:

"The shipping cost of DHL to Nigera? I can't seem to search Coca Cola area though."

Him:

"Hey Ricky , all you need to do is to find the city through DHL and give me the total cost of everything for the payment to be made in time...cos the item really needed urgently.
Thank you,
Derick."

Me:

"Someone needs a PS3 urgently?"

Him:

"Yes ....And kindly find the shipping cost soonest."

Me:

"Can I use UPS because I don't trust DHL. I hear they aren't trustworthy."


I shall continue it as he emails me back with his answer.
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I also got another response from another Craiglist user who also seemed VERY interested.

Her:

"Hello.
Do you still want to sale this item ?
Get back to me if is still available.
Thanks"

Me:

"Yes it is still available"

Her:

"Thanks for getting back to me..But am not in the country
presently.......Am buying this item for my company agent located
oversea....I will add $200.00 for the shipping cost......Making
$600.00....... And i will made the payment through my PayPal account
cos is very secure and easy to receive money.....Kindly send me your
PayPal email so that i can send the payment there ...
Your fast response will be greatly appreciated.
Thanks.
God Bless"

Me:

"I don't have a Paypal account though" (I do have a PayPal account)

Well good thing she said "God Bless", for a second I thought she was a criminal. Now that I know she's a church goer, she much be legit.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Peepin' Tim: Seattle signs ex-Nemesis Edge James

I read it on a Seahawks blog that our Seahawks signed the ex-Cardinal Edge James at a reported 1 year 2 million dollar contract.

Edge was a once 1200 yrd and 10 td rusher with the Indy Colts, but he's now 31 and everyone should know about 30 year old age limit for effective rushers.

Check out his stats:

Season
TeamG RushYdsY/GAvgTD RecYdsY/GAvgLngYAC1stDTD FumFumL
1999-00Indianapolis16 369155397.14.213 6258636.69.5548.2244 84
2000-01Indianapolis16 3871709106.84.413 6359437.19.4608.2245 55
2001-02Indianapolis6 151662110.34.43 2419332.28.0277.690 32
2002-03Indianapolis14 27798970.63.62 6135425.35.8236.4171 42
2003-04Indianapolis13 310125996.84.111 5129222.55.7176.780 53
2004-05Indianapolis16 334154896.84.69 5148330.29.5568.5200 62
2005-06Indianapolis15 3601506100.44.213 4433722.57.7207.4211 21
2006-07Arizona16 337115972.43.46 3821713.65.7145.090 33
2007-08Arizona16 324122276.43.87 2420412.88.5268.490 50
2008-09Arizona13 13351439.53.93 12856.57.1165.740 22

The first two seasons with the Cards he was a 1000 yard rusher then completely fell off. I hear he's still a good reciever but that can only say as to the Seattle coaching staff's lack of confidence in Julius Jones and TJ Duckett.

Hey he's the highest rated free agent on madden 10 at least at 84.


Sunday, August 23, 2009

Light Rail Adventures

*On the Light Rail going from Tukwila to Westlake*
*Passing by Peeping Tim's area*
Women behind me (to her mom): Look it's the project.

*Passing by Star's family store*
Women behind me (to her mom): Yeaaaah, this is Vietnam and Koreantown.

Hard Gay (mutters to self): Ignorant white ppl...

Saturday, August 22, 2009

ESPN Fantasy Football Mock Draft

My first fantasy football mock.

  1. R Moss (10th)
  2. R Wayne
  3. D Bowe
  4. A Rodgers
  5. N Moreno
  6. R Bush
  7. R Mendenhall
  8. S Moss
I left after Moss, cuz ppl left.

Comment on my team?

Little League World Series

Watching LLWS baseball, Saudi Arabia VS Japan on ESPN360 right now.

Can't help but notice that the Saudi Arabia team consist of little white boys.

*researches*

They're a part of the Arabian American Little League...

...I feel 'jipped'

*UPDATE 4:51 PST*
Now SA got a My Den boy pitching...I feel hella 'jipped'

*UPDATE 4:54 PST*
He's F-ing 6 FOOT 2! He's 13 years old!
*dies*

Orientation

Well, for some reason the audio and video are way out of sync. If you guys know how to fix this, please let me know. Thanks!

Friday, August 21, 2009

Peepin' Tim: Bangkok Seamen meet the Seattle Seahawks (and destroy them)

Tuesday the 18th was Seahawks training camp. The Bangkok Seamen footballers wanted to see how another professional football team practices. We found out they don't practice as hard as we do, nor are they as good looking.


We just arrived at Husky stadium about 2 hours before the Seahawks got there.


Deez Nuts and Double Penetration were both there too, just not in the above picture.




They were just a bunch of lazy asses. TJ Long name didn't stretch with the team. We were afraid he hadn't made any friends yet.



In the end we got to meet Michael Bumpus and Deon Butler. Mikel met Michael.

Their conversation:

Bumpus: Hey is this ball glow in the dark?

Mikel: ...Oh thanks!

Bumpus: My name is Michael too.

Mikel: ...Oh...

True Seamen story.




Both Bumpus and Deon were nice enough to sign the glow in the dark ball. We could've got Seneca Wallace and Jordan Baebenixdfsdsfdsf's signature but they had to leave.

If you want to see the rest of the album go to this Facebook link

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Peepin' Tim: Madden 10 roster update brings old fogey and recent convict

I went on Madden 10 online today and there was a big banner that said told me Farve and Vick are in the recently released roster update. I downloaded it immediately and now I have Farve passing to a wideout Vick. My team hasn't won a game yet...



Thanks for pointing out the obvious...

That's it! Time to give up my dream of being a rapper...

Snorkling = Sex

According to some Malaysians...

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

RE: RE: Cribs: Vu Edition

Hard Gay desu!
Rookie in the making. Bear with me. My 1st timeeeeeee.

Peepin' Tim: Response to Vu's Crib

Cribs: Vu Edition

I am bored out of my mind. I started reading my textbook, "Patient Practitioner Interaction", and had to find something else to do. I figure all that book is going to tell me is...Be nice to your patients. Especially the Asian ones.



Edgar Martinez / Eagle Hardware "Light Bat"

Good Times...

Not That Great in the 208...


Hey guys, sorry it's taken me awhile to post, just finished moving in yesterday. Believe it or not, I have not run into a potato field yet--I don't even know what one looks like! The town I live in, Pocatello, reminds me of a Puyallup but way more white. There is absolutely nothing to do around here, I just wander around looking like a hobo...Although the place I live in looks nice, it kinda sucks. There are trains running across from the complex with their horns blazing all day. I have 5 roommates, although only 4 have moved in. I think the mangers just placed all the people of color in one unit because I've yet to see a non-white person other than my roommates. I tried to post pictures on the blog a few days ago but apparently I can only do five at a time and it causes my post to text wrap all weird...I'll let you all know how orientation goes. Apparently it's going to be four hours of going through a student manual with a tour of a library. Good times.

They so hot they will kick you in the BALSAQ!

"Good Morning. I will simply nudge my foot between your Johnson. Smile bitch!"

Translation: Japanese Doritos. Foot In Balls Extreme Flavor. (AAM)

Monday, August 17, 2009

Page Views and Unique Visitor counter

Hey what's up guys. Peepin' Tim checking in to say I placed two hit counters on the top of the right side bar.

TRAFFIC

Madden 10 DLC

Might as well make me pay 10 points every time to play as the '05 'Hawks with Shawn 'Power of Prayer' Alexander...



Stolen From (I give credit when credit is due)
http://www.joystiq.com/2009/08/08/madden-10-dlc-lets-you-buy-injury-healing-retirement-prevention/

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To say EA has been going overboard with DLC would be an understatement. The upcoming Madden 10 continues EA's attempt at pinching even more out of your virtual wallet for cheats and game enhancements. Here's but a very small sample of the premium packs you'll be charged for:

* Super Superstar - Downloading this will enable your Superstar to get maximum progression for the length of his career.
* Pick A Superstar - Downloading this will allow you to pick any NFL player to start Superstar mode with.
* Dig Deep - For one play, your players respond to the challenges of the moment. All players receive a 10% boost to all stats.
* Game Day Instincts - For one game, your coaching staff is in the zone. All players receive a 5% boost to all stats; can be used once per year, per franchise.
* PK Scout - Download this to use a special scout who will reveal all true stats for Punter and Kicker prospects in the upcoming offseason. This is usable in Franchise only.
* Play Through the Pain - Using this allows for one player to recover from any injury no matter what the severity; usable once per season, per franchise.
* Not Done Yet - Downloading this allows you to keep one player out of retirement for one more year; usable once per season, per franchise. This is used in Franchise Mode only.

If only I had discovered the internet at this age....

Fight Night: New Boxers Update

A couple days ago I posted about new DLC for Fight Night that will give you several new boxers but also an alternate version of George Foreman. I was hoping it was old fat man Foreman that burns all the fat off my burgers and I was right.
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Friday, August 14, 2009

The NJ Nets suck and they know it



So I'm reading the news and I find out that the NJ Nets are selling 10 game packages and will throw in 5 reversible jerseys with purchase. Hey that's a pretty good deal, you get a grey NJ Nets jersey and if you spill tomato sauce on that side you can reverse it to the white side. Right?

Nope.

The NJ Nets know they suck so much that it's not reversible to another COLOR, it's reversible to a completely different TEAM.

"Let's Go NETS!!! Wait we're losing by 20 to the Magic?"

*Reverse*

"Lets go MAGIC!!! Beat those Net asses!"


Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Fight Night 4: 10 bucks for some oranges and chitlins


I'm reading the news and find out that there's going to be a new DLC for Fight Night. What? I get to play as the best Latino singer in the land, Oscar De Le Hoya. What? I get to play as an alternate version of James Toney and George Foreman (I hope it's the fat 40 year old version of himself when he won the title). You also get to play as the undefeatable Drago brothers (Wladimir and Vital Litschko) Well that sounds great where do I sign up?

Wait 10 bucks? I have to buy 10 bucks for it? Oh nevermind.

Zapped by stupid EA again.

This trend looks to only continue where they will leave Chris Paul and Dwight Howard out of the next NBA Live game and make you pay to download and use them. I wonder how many Xbox Live points Jordan would cost...





Searching for POWs


So at work today I was told I was on a "special project." That project was to look for POWs (Prisoners of War). At first thought, this project intrigued me, because in movies POWs are in the jungle or some random deserted building, and they are generally found by helicopter searches. So of course I'm like "Hells Yeah! I'm searching for POWs sucka!" Helicopter rides and everything. I'm searching for POWs in the jungles of Nam like Rambo! Well I found out that searching for POWs at the VA aint that cool. I inherited 4 boxes full of claims that I had to sift through for "POW status." And guess what?! I found no POWs. In fact, most of these guys were realeased in the mid 90's which was during peacetime! WTF!!! The next time this happens, I'm snipin' from a treetop.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Spinning out on the first day of rain


I was entering the I5 North ramp in Federal way today which is a full 360 circle.

I guess I hit the turn at 30 miles per hour instead of the officially stated 15 mph speed limit and I completely spun out to where I was facing the other cars who were entering the ramp looking like a dumbass.

I was zapped by the weather.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Wolfpack

O.O

Peepin' Tim is here and he's queer and he's ready to strike fear.

Hands All Day is in the house!

YO! THIS IS K-SWIZZLE IN THA HIZZLE!!

Under Construction

K Wizzle and K Sizzle and D[anh]eez Nutz iz buildin' this site as we speak.